Bios

Ross

2016-01-05

     Before acting as the chief architect behind Operation Neptune Spear (though never actually taking credit for killing Osama bin Laden) Ross worked with such noted celebrities as Heath Ledger, Paul Walker and that one dude from The Love Boat and Maude in faking their deaths, allowing each to live out the rest of their days on a sweet donkey sanctuary in Caracao. When he’s not hosting this flaming turd of a podcast, Ross spends his days collecting free Metro newspapers from 2002 in the hopes collecting enough homeless DNA to clone a hobo militia fueled by Scope and the tears of what could have been.

 Chris

   2016-01-01

Who the fuck is this guy? I guess you could ask: WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS!?  With no official training or skills to note this narcissist thinks he can Bullshit his way through podcastery and Life Itself for that matter. Falling ass backwards into everything he’s ever done, it’s only fitting that he quickly dug his greasy meat-hooks into the coattails of his brother Matt’s attempt at a legitimate Podcast. Ironically, his main goal as a co-host is to derail any semblance of order that Matt and Ross desperately try to uphold. Disciplinary action has been implemented on several occasions and with their strict “Thirty Strikes” policy, he had better watch his step.

 

Matt